The Devil's 10


If you're a horror fan, you have to love The Devil. He's dapper, manipulative, shrewd, mean, and above all else, evil. Sometimes he even looks like a whore.

To show our underworld love, we give you 10 awesome movie/TV devils that run the gamut from hot to bad ass.

1- Lucifer (The Prophecy)- It's a shame that Viggo's Satan was on screen for such a short time, because he was ridiculously bad ass! I so wanted a showdown between him and Gabriel in that movie... but at least we got some cool lines and wicked tension from him. "How I loved listening to your sweet prayers. Then you would hop into bed, afraid that I was hiding under it. And I was." Good stuff.

2- The Devil (Bedazzled)- Ok, Bedazzled really sucked, as do all Brendan Fraser movies, but Elizabeth Hurley playing The Devil was a thing of beauty. Stripper, French Maid, Cheerleader, Naughty Schoolgirl... she became them all in the name of temptation. I love her. (More pics of devilish Liz in the post below.)

3- Louis Cyphre (Angel Heart)- Louis Cyphre (Lucifer, get it?) was a smooth character. He played from the shadows, using people as pawns, and ate eggs. Deniro was about the only guy that could beat Mickey Rourke's ass in the 80's, and he downright schooled him in this movie. I dig the fingernails.

4- John Milton (The Devil's Advocate)- What a playful Devil Pacino made; even his name was a great in-joke to him. He had threesomes, banged peoples wives, had billions... isn't that what being Satan is all about?

5- The Man/Satan (End of Days)- After seeing this movie, I actually believed that Gabriel Byrne was Satan. Unfortunately, I also believed that if I didn't stop him the world was doomed, and that landed me in jail. Satan even controls the cops. You win this round Byrne...

6- The Lord of Darkness (Legend)- Tim Curry rules in this. Darkness might possibly be the coolest looking Satan I've ever seen. I kept waiting for him to break into song and make out with Tom Cruise, but thankfully that didn't happen.

7- Old Scratch (Rock n' Roll Nightmare)- In quite possibly the worst movie ever made, Old Scratch does battle with John Triton, a he-man of a rock star wearing a studded thong and fetish outfit. He's really The Intercessor, which is basically a half retarded arch angel of sorts. If you love bad movies, check out this link and prepare to die laughing. Be sure to watch the video at the bottom LOL.

8- Satan (South Park)- Satan is gay and in love with Saddam Hussein. Does anything else really need to be said?

9- El Diablo/Pitch (Santa Claus)- Satan vs. Santy Claus... now how can that idea be bad? This is a great MST3k style flick, and in fact it was one of their best episodes. A truly horrible film, Pitch will make you laugh and wonder why were afraid of The Devil and not bad movies.

10- The Devil (The Devil and Daniel Webster)- The Devil has awesome boobs. This movie is proof.
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