Running Commentary Review- Sick Nurses (2008)

I found another good movie to do a RCR on, as I try to keep the more "odd" movies for this particular honor...


This movie is a straight up B-movie, filled with hot girls and gore. Let the Taiwanese organ harvesting begin!

Start- Some really attractive Thai chicks and a doctor are undressing a female corpse while soft lovemaking music plays... needles, alcohol swabs... plastic bag over the dead girls head... and her eye opens at the last second. I'm intrigued.

Never mind... she's dead.

7:21- These Asian chicks aren't very nice at all; making fun of each others dead sisters, spitting Count Chocula on each other, throwing each other on the floor, smacking each other, laughing maniacally... At least they're hot.


9:00- Hot Asian lesbian action! Is anything better?

11:33- Ok, I just nearly peed myself.

13:10- Dead chick climbing out of a chicks purse alert! That of course is followed by some Grudge/Ring like movement and an "eye behind the hair" camera shot...

15:53- What in the hell?!?


17:05- A girl taking a shower with her clothes on? Seriously, who washes their hair in the shower while fully dressed?!? Is she one of the infamous Thai girly-boys that I Google so often at 2 A.M.? This movie is doing it all wrong... Still, I find it to be a very compelling and engrossing scene...

19:30- Hair ghost attack! Duck, hot Thai chick! Well at least the flying hand weight missed her, that would have crushed her face... Never mind, death by hair? What just happened?

22:26- Another of the hot nurses drinks what looks to be a semen-tomato concoction, and then barfs into a bag... afterward, she abuses a cat and throws it across the room! Why are bulimic Asian chicks always so angry?!?


23:30- Hair ghost Attack, and not a minute too soon! The bulimic nurse just ate a donut while brushing her teeth... that's just so nasty. As revenge, the hair ghost stabs her in the mouth with her own toothbrush. She runs off... what happened to her?

28:30- Oh god, the half gay doctor is having a gay flashback, smoking together, showering together... the gay tension is in the air and hanging thick... get it? Hanging thick? Lulz.

30:03- Yay! Nook, the whore who helped murder her own sister (and who was sleeping with her boyfriend), is pregnant! This being an Asian film, all will not end well.


Upon coming out of the bathroom, Nook finds the hair ghost, her sister, to have the other two nurses pinned down... so she runs.

34:00- Flashback time... Our hair ghost, while she was still alive, sees her slut sister sleep with her boyfriend in the morgue, then finds her later and beats her ass. Unfortunately, the other nurses and the doctor want her dead now, because she's gone nuts.

39:28- At this point, nurses are running everywhere for their lives as the ghost taunts them all. They're all still alive, just in various stages of punishment... Wait, the hair chick just too a long nap in the fish tank. One down.


44:00- Goriest scene in the movie alert! Bulimic chick, after being made to eat garbage, a full ashtray, and a huge jug of water, finds herself trapped in a room full of jars; jars filled with fetus's, muscles, bones, and other various body parts... and the ghost feeds her a handful of scalpel blades! Damn... damn... there goes her jaw... and the little kitty she abused gets it's revenge!


Then a fetus jumps out of a jar, and hits her in the face.... and crawls down her throat! WTF?!?!?!?!?


44:37- Gore alert! Cell-phone-under-the skin-mixed-with-blood vomiting.

51:00- Gore alert! Hypodermic needle meet fingernail. Good lord. Also, saw meets leg.

52:48- Gore alert! WTF?!? This movie is nuts.

51:39- She is still sawing away... At this point, I'm probably going to be skipping dinner.

58:07- Yep, the doctor is bi... and his male lover nicknames him the Ace of Hearts, and even gives him a card. Yep.

1:00:10- Ghost kicks to the baby bump! Will Nookie finally get what's coming to her? Will I finally understand what in the hell is going on?

1:01:15- Random glitter storm!


1:08:00- I don't want to ruin the end... but dammit I've so much left to say! I never saw the twist coming... it was a nice nod to Miike's Gozu.

End- Pretty good; gory, creepy, confusing, odd, disgusting, creepy, gay friendly... It has something for every one! This movie is flashback crazy though, and may confuse you to the point of screaming. Check this one out of you get the chance.

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