Wicked Lake (2008)
Sub-Genre- Crap
In Attendance- Me... and that was one too many.
Cast Members of Note- Angela Bettis in a cameo? What was she thinking?!?
What's it about?- The first shot of this movie is a lingering view of a naked chick and her boobs... and for the next two minutes she rubs herself and acts like a slut, even going so far as to rub her kitty and say "It's laced with razor blades and It'll tear your dirty little cock apart!"
Pure cinematic genius.
We follow that scene with a retarded guy who is dressed like Prince, shambling around like he just did a pound of crack then hit himself in the face with a heavy pan 20 or 30 times... molesting some slut who is really a witch...I think.
A 4 chick lesbian orgy ensues,
I won't even bother to discuss this any more.
The Good- Al Jourgensen of Ministry did the music for the film, which rocked.
The Bad- Everything else.
The Downright Horrendous- Everything else. It's really that bad. This movie was either a joke, or somebody was being mean.
The Gory- Plenty of gore, some of which actually looks good.
The Naked- That's all this movie really is... hot, naked chicks that have sex with each other naked... including a 3 minute long lesbian sex orgy!
Best Line- "It's laced with razor blades and It'll tear your dirty little cock apart!" or an old man trying to mouth rape a girl yelling "Suck my nub!" Yeah.
What did we learn?- Direct DVD usually = Shit.
Rating- Avoid this movie unless you enjoy being annoyed and wasting your money. Poorly made, horribly acted, terrible script... Wicked Lake gets the dreaded...
Final Thoughts- What a god awful mess.
