I don't know which one is scarier, the one that's supposed to be a horror movie, or the one with Hulk Hogan... What's truly scary, is that both of these guys were popular wrestlers once, and are now C grade movie stars.
In Santa's Slay, Santa is a demon who lost a bet to an angel and had to deliver toys for 1000 years; when the bet expires, he returns to his evil ways, killing and pillaging as all good demons do. Can Goldgberg jackhammer his way into the wrestling ring of our hearts?
In Santa With Muscles, Hogan is an evil millionaire who gets amnesia and believes that he's Santa. Is Hulk Hogan's acting as bad and one dimensional as his wrestling moves were?
Sorry, but I'd rather be jackhammered by the evil demon Santa than have to sit through Santa With Muscles.
