Horror Hotties- Carla Gugino


Fine, so she hasn't been in a ton of Horror projects; Rise: The Blood Hunter, She Creature, and the soon to be released The Unborn (2009), but let us not forget two key factors here...

1- She was in Sin City, and stars in next years Watchmen... Two massively huge Genre flicks...
2- She's ridiculously hot.

So according to my calculations: 3 Horror movies + 2 cool fan-boy geek movies + ridiculously hot= Horror Hottie! (My blog, my rules)


Few people know that Carla Gugino came to earth from some sort of crazy time/space warp (the picture above is absolute proof of that, so don't question me.) It's a long story, and one that our puny Earth-brains couldnt begin to comprehend, but basically she became too hot for her own planet to handle anymore, and was forced to flee to a little place called Earth. That's really odd too, considering the planet was called Sexyworld. Go figure.

She became an actress, starring first in some classic episodes of shows like ALF, Saved by the Bell, and Doogie Howser M.D. Her first step into the world of Horror came when she starred in Son in Law... Pauly Shore was terrifying as "The Weasel", and his cries of "Woooo buddy!" still give me chills.


She began to show how much she liked girls in her next Horror movie, Mermaid Chronicles 1: She Creature... Who wouldn't want to kiss a mermaid though? She has also kissed hot girls in Jaded, Rise, and Center of the World. What a brave actress/total freak. We support you Carla!

*Quick side-note: Carla has a huge rack.

Believe me, we know Carla.



Rise: Blood Hunter was her next Horror flick. Hot vampires sleeping with each other and drinking blood... there isn't much that's hotter, is there? Seriously, slutty vampires who have lesbian sex are among the finer things in this world, and yes, they really do exist.

I loved her in Entourage too.

I cant say much about The Unborn, as it doesn't come out until next year, but any flick with Carla and Gary Oldman centering on a chick who gets possessed is aces with me.
As long as she looks like this, I wont care anyways:


Carla is a deserving Horror Hottie; She has been in Horror movies, she's hot, she likes lesbian sex... What more do you people want? Nudity?

Fine, here is a link to some NSFW nudies of Carla on our GIF Blog. Don't say I never gave you anything.

Carla will always be my angel.
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