Sorry Bea Arthur, you are not going to be our next Horror Hottie.
Over the past few days, I've received and influx of emails petitioning for the former Golden Girl to be the next ushered into the hallowed hall of poon, but it isn't going to happen. First of all, she's nearly 90... how in the world is that hot to anyone other than Machine? Secondly, and most important of all, shes never been in a horror movie or TV show! (A.K.A. Pablo doesn't count.)
She's always been cool, and been good in whatever she's been in, but a Horror Hottie she is not. I loved her in Golden Girls (Who didnt?), and she was fantastic in Maude; she was even great playin Madame along side of Wayland Flowers for so many years, uncredited mind you. If you lived in the 80's, you couldnt escape Wayland Flowers and Madame on Solid Gold or the Hollywood Squares...
So people, please stop emailing me asking for Bea's induction, because it makes no sense. Even those of you insisting that since she is one of the living dead, she deserves automatic induction are out of luck. I mean it Steven Seagal, stop emailing me. Youve been warned.
