#15"Some awesome Nazi zombies, and the first Uwe Boll movie of the countdown rears its ugly head..."The Hidden Gem:Dead Snow (2009)
The Master says:"
This movie frigging rocked and it's destined to become a cult classic, if it isn't already. It's not perfect, but it's fun, bloody, interesting, visually breathtaking, fun, and bloody. And fun. Also bloody. Why hasn't the idea of Nazi zombies returning to wreak havoc on the world been thought of before? Ingenious. The only way zombies could be more evil and threatening is if
Michael Jackson were to rise from the grave with a hunger for the meat of small children, and his face was all falling apart and stuff, and he looked like a creepy ghoul... oh wait a minute, that actually happened while he was alive. Too soon?"
The Train Wreck: Alone in the Dark (2005)
The Master says:"Aah, video game movies. So many of them have been made, and so, so many of those have truly sucked;
Super Mario Brothers,
Street Fighter,
Double Dragon,
Wing Commander... and this craptacular gem from maybe the worst filmmaker of all time,
Uwe Boll. What is this guy thinking when he makes a movie? Better yet, how does he get decent actors to continually star in them? Disjointed, stiff, poorly plotted... this one should have been left as a game, and spared us the pain and boredom that it inspired. Poor
Christian Slater. Oh, and we will see more of
Mr. Uwe Boll on the countdown, and soon..."
The Master says:"This movie frigging rocked and it's destined to become a cult classic, if it isn't already. It's not perfect, but it's fun, bloody, interesting, visually breathtaking, fun, and bloody. And fun. Also bloody. Why hasn't the idea of Nazi zombies returning to wreak havoc on the world been thought of before? Ingenious. The only way zombies could be more evil and threatening is if Michael Jackson were to rise from the grave with a hunger for the meat of small children, and his face was all falling apart and stuff, and he looked like a creepy ghoul... oh wait a minute, that actually happened while he was alive. Too soon?"
