Unlucky number 13!
#13A twisted, twisted story about bad parenting, and Lovecraft gone gay...The Hidden Gem:Baby Blues (2008)
The Master says:"
This is an F'ing sick and twisted movie, and I don't ever want to see it again. If the goal of a horror movie is to disturb us, freak us out, make us say "what the f**k" to the screen multiple times, then cry ourselves to sleep afterward, this movie hits the mark. From about 25 minutes in, this move pours on the dread and tension, and maintains it throughout the rest of the movie... I'm serious when I say I had a constant grimace on my face throughout this one, and for a while after. I remember feeling dirty after seeing Inside last year, and this one made me feel downright filthy."
The Train Wreck: Cthulhu (2007)
The Master says:"
HP Lovecraft created a fantastic mythos with
Cthulhu and the Ancient Ones which has yet to be captured properly on film. Not only did this movie suck at representing the work of
HP Lovecraft, but the producers made the main character gay to show how horrific it is to be gay in a small town? Keep your politics out of horror please, or at least make a good, compelling movie that's actually about what it's supposed to be about, and then add the gay suffrage crap in after. This movie was slow, boring, devoid of any kind of tension... What an absolute butchering of the name
Cthulhu and of the work of
HP Lovecraft. "
The Master says:"This is an F'ing sick and twisted movie, and I don't ever want to see it again. If the goal of a horror movie is to disturb us, freak us out, make us say "what the f**k" to the screen multiple times, then cry ourselves to sleep afterward, this movie hits the mark. From about 25 minutes in, this move pours on the dread and tension, and maintains it throughout the rest of the movie... I'm serious when I say I had a constant grimace on my face throughout this one, and for a while after. I remember feeling dirty after seeing Inside last year, and this one made me feel downright filthy."
