Remember that infamous television appearance in which Beyonce’s belly bump appeared to fold in half? Beyonce had an answer for that: “It was a fabric that folded — does fabric not fold?” she said.
Yes, Beyonce, fabric folds — pregnant bellies do not. At least not in the real world.
Take a look at the photos above. The pictures are a side-by-side comparison of Jessica Simpson and Beyonce when they were both 7 months pregnant. I won’t insult your intelligence by asking you if Beyonce looks pregnant in the above pic.
Here’s what we can see with our own eyes: Every part of Jessica’s anatomy looks pregnant — even her hands. On the other hand, no part of Beyonce looks pregnant — not even her abdomen. She looks like she just got finished performing in a low budget play with a lumpy pillow stuffed under her dress.
Yet Beyonce and her mother, Tina Knowles, continues to insist that we’re the crazy ones for believing our eyes.
Have we ever known Beyonce or her mom to be honest women? Has anything changed? Do we really expect them to come clean now after carrying on this charade for all these months?
