The Week in "Do Not Want!"

Since October is basically our month long Christmas, we've been watching a lot of movie over again that we've reviewed already ( Tr'T and Hills Run Red) for example, and reviews will be back to normal length and frequency once November arrives, but we have been watching new ones too. In fact, here are three that made me sad...


Evilution- This poster is so misleading that it might be illegal. There are no epic battles involving planes, napalm or even a ton of gun-play , the movie is about an army guy that steals a zombie drug and hides out in the barrio. A bunch of stereotypical Latino gang members say things like "vato" and "holmes" a lot, the "zombies" do back flips, and I fell asleep.

Sandra Ramirez being absolutely smoking hot may be reason enough to at least fast forward through this one though.



Live Animals- No. Just... no.



iMurders- Ooh, the evils of internet sex! So basically chat rooms are evil and make men want to have sex with younger, hotter women, which drives the older, not hotter wives insane to the point of killing. Really? A "chat room whore!" revenge movie?

There is a hell of a lot of acting talent to be found here; Tony Todd, William Forsythe, Gabrielle Anwar, Charles Durning, Lando Calrissian... crazy talent. Too bad they're in such a shit movie.