PLAGUERS
Sub-Genre- Alien/Space Horror
In Attendance- Me
Cast Members of Note- Steve "what the fuck happened to his career" Railsback, Alexis Zibolis, and the cute as hell Paige La Pierre.
What's it About?- A spaceship full of space hookers docks with another spaceship full of other space people, and all space-hell breaks loose. That's basically the plot of the movie... they're not breaking fresh ground here people.
When the two ships dock, not only does a long "shaking" scene ensue (showing us how they're really in space in massive, real ships), but it breaks a glowing space orb open in the cargo hold, which squirts some liquid on one of the space whores, turning her into some sort of infected space zombie thing.
Naturally, the "infection" spreads through the rest of the crew, and eventually turning them into rubber-suited space monsters! Whatever. You've seen this all before.
The Good- I guess I'm a sucker for hot chicks and space zombies, because despite every instinct I possess, I actually enjoyed this one. Mostly. Kinda. This is essentially an above average Sci-Fi Channel quality movie. It is what it is.
The Bad- The acting. Ouch. Not that they had much of a script to work with, but it was just poor across the board. Ok fine, the script was worse.
The Downright Horrendous- So many space whores, so little nudity.
The Gory- Some decent gore, and I kinda dug the look of the zombies, but nothing special here.
The Naked- What a bunch of B.S. ... Two ships full of space hookers, and no boobs? Not even a butt? With acting this bad, nudity should be mandatory.
Best Line- I'm not sure there was one.
What did we learn?- Never trust space chicks.
Rating- D+ (4.5/10) This is a poorly made movie, but for some reason I got a kick out of it on a very base level. If you're into cheesy Sci-Fi Channel-esque space movies, then you'll love this one.
Final Thoughts- She's cute even with half of her face missing.
