EMBODIMENT OF EVIL
Sub-Genre- Supernatural/Torture Porn
In Attendance- Me
Cast Members of Note- Jose Mojica Marins, Thais Simi, Cleo De Paris, and a bevy of bloody and naked chicks.
What's it About?- The movie opens with a bunch of third world cops heading to the cell of a crazy old man who is none other than Coffin Joe! I think he's really Satan though. Either way, he's being released from El Prison where he spent the last 40 years raping and killing, and wanting to get laid. All he really wanted was to knock someone up so that he could be a dad. What a sad story.
After his release, he's relegated to the slums of the city, where he continues his quest for true love. He has a sex dungeon, and some cult-like followers who are willing to do anything for him. He wants them to help him get chicks, because he stills wants some kids, so they kidnap a bunch of hot women and lock them in a sex cage.
As pimpin' as he is, I don't see why he needs help; he has young hottie's lining up to be with him actually. He even gets one chick to eat her own butt cheek. True story.
Will he find true love? Will he finally get to knock some hot chick up after so long? Will he make me wonder why in the hell I watched this movie to begin with? No, Yes, and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Good- Embodiment of Evil is a jumbled mess of confusion, but it's so messed up, that in the end none of that matters. I can't say enough how nasty and gory this movie is; some of the things Coffin Joe does to these chicks is just... well... in humane? I'm all for gore, I'm just saying that it usually doesn't make me wince as much as it did in this movie.
This movie had some really nice visuals in it, and I don't just mean the gore. Some of the shots were set up nicely, and it almost had an artistic feel to it in some parts.
The Bad- What is with the cops in this movie? They kill kids to clean up the streets, beat up lawyers, up crippled guys... remind me to never go to Brazil, whether I break the law or not.
The Downright Horrendous- Bugs are nasty, especially thousands and thousands of them... ugh!
The Gory- Knives in mouths, butt cheeks being cut off and eaten, severed torsos full of spiders, nipple electrocution, hooks in flesh, crucifixions, plenty of knife violence, a box full of severed hands... this movie is full of crazy shit. The rat scene... sweet Jesus. I can't even describe what happens with that other than to say WTF?!?
The Naked- All kinds of boobs and butts. This movie is full of hot, naked chicks.
Best Line- "I want your brains on the floor, now!" or "Images don't die."
What did we learn?- Old men are perverts. Also, young chicks love it.
Rating- B- (7.0/10)- If you like perverse, crazy, bloody, overtly violent Brazilian horror flicks, then you have just found your Nirvana my friends. Just don't say I didn't warn you though, okay?
Final Thoughts- This evil picture pretty much embodies what Embodiment of Evil is all about... see what I did there?
