If you don't like awesome boobs, pouty pillow lips, hot Australian accents, chicks that like to kiss other chicks, awesome boobs, or horror flicks, then you wont like Mmmelissa George! (For the record, I like all of those things except for the lesbian bit... that's just too exploitative towards women.)
She started her horror hottie career as a slutty mom in the remake of The Amityville Horror, which also starred Horror Hottie Rachel Nichols. Both of their performances tugged at my loinstrings, though in the end, Melissa wins because she had a sex scene. I still say that they should duke it out in a pool full of lime Jell-O to decide who's hottest.
Turistas was her next film, where she played a bikini wearing slut who drank too much and hooked up with random tourists. This is where she took her career to a new level, donning next to nothing to broaden her scope as an actress. Kudos.
In Waz, she played a cop whose ass looked really, really good in a pair of jeans. Sadly, she showed far less skin in this one than in previous efforts, and it was the beginning of a trend for Melissa, as her next film saw her wearing a snowsuit for most of her screen time...
With 30 Days of Night, she fully arrived as a true genre hottie. Again, she didn't get naked, but she still looked really hot, and she carried a gun which just does something to me on a primal level. I'm proud of her for letting Josh Hartnett die at the end too, because who needs him?
And she's not done yet folks! This year see's her starring as a kidnapped wife in The Betrayed, and as a seagull murdering crazy chick in Triangle. There's also a planned sequel to 30 Days of Night coming next year too, and this time I'm hoping they get it right; that means Melissa George as a naked, sapphic, love-crazed vampiress. Nothing could be more right than that.
