Teeth (2007)
The Master says: "How can you not love a movie about an adorable girl who has a murderous snapper with a mind of its own? Those teeth were more vicious than even mine are! Jess Weixler was great as the girl cursed with an angry clam, and once she begins to use it to dole out justice, it's female empowerment at its best. The gore was sparse, but what there was was truly nasty; I'll never look at Rottweilers the same way again..."
The Master says: "This movie continues the trend of movies with the word "haunting" in the title, sucking badly. A great cast, an interesting story, it's well made... but there's nothing in it that you will find even remotely creepy, unless maybe you're 14. Maybe. This movie was more like a warm family drama, seeing as how the ghosts cured the kids aids or whatever it was that he had. Ghostly hugs are had by all. How sweet."
