Trouble Every Day
Sub-Genre- Psychological
In Attendance- Moi... Thats' French for "Me."
Cast Members of Note- Vincent Gallo, and the ever disturbing Beatrice Dalle.
What's it about?- A fairly skanky dude and his cute as a button new wife head to Paris for their Honeymoon... A Honeymoon filled with bite marks and creepy sexual disorders! Seriously, he is also heading to Paris to secretly find the doctor/possible old friend that can cure him from wanting to bite women to death every time he gets a boner.
So to keep distracted, he stalks women on trains, takes pills, ogles the slutty maid, smokes, buys a puppy, sniffs the bed, doesn't shower, and strangles people to death. I can't make this stuff up folks. (I could, but I just don't.)
Will he find the answers he so desperately seeks? Will he and his wife actually have sex on their honeymoon? Will he finally bite-rape the maid? Will Beatrice Dalle ever star in anything that isn't disturbing and horrific?
No, no, yes, and no.
The Good- Beatrice Dalle may be the creepiest bitch alive. She was horrifying in Inside, and she's no less twisted here. This movie is disturbing on so many levels, that I don't even know where to start. I guess that means it was effective.
Trouble Every Day- is a good mix of gore, psychological horror and sex. Following people who have a disorder that compels them to bite people to death when aroused is a scary thing; it also makes me not want to date anymore.
The mood is dark and the pacing is slow to say the least, but in a good way. The tension builds, and the French make what should be all out panic into a meditation on the dangers of sex. I think. Either way, it was well made and had substance. I'm still confused though.
The Bad- Did her Know Core`? Did the maid know what he wanted to do to her? Did his wife know that he was creepy? What were those pills? What the fuck just happened?
The Downright Horrendous- French horror always makes me feel dirty.
The Gory- Yeah, Beatrice Dalle is in this, so do I really have to say anything more? Multiple people bitten to death during sex, blood everywhere... you get the picture.
The Naked- Boobs and sex aplenty! Most of it is creepy though. Especially Vincent Gallo alone in the bathroom. Eeew.
Best Line- They barely spoke in this movie... no best line.
What did we learn?- Beatrice Dalle is just not safe to be around. Also, puppies make everything right.
Rating- B- This is certainly another disturbing flick from the frog nation, and it's worth checking out if you have patience and don't mind never getting the answers you've waited the whole movie for. Fun stuff though.
Final Thoughts- Yeah, you married the wrong guy honey.
