FFF- Pig Hunt (2010)

The Plot: A guy takes his city friends on a hunting trip to the backwoods farm where he grew up, only to find that they are the hunted! Clever, huh? There's also something about a hillbilly gang that grows weed, and an odd black dude that has a harem of naked whores running around the woods, and also a freakishly large pig.

Scrolling through the user reviews on IMDB, one would think that this is a masterpiece of low budget horror... until you realize that most people that comment about flicks like this on IMDB are shills, and they like to lie.

This movie sucked. Plain and simple. As if the premise about a killer pig isn't lame enough, the fact that they didn't even show the titular beast until there were only about 10 minutes left in the movie was a serious slap in the face. (At least when they did finally show it, there was no CGI to be found, the filmmakers using old school methods to bring the massive sow to life. That was cool.)

I can imagine that some people will like this movie, claiming it to be a bloody, funny, grindhouse-like piece of scholck gold, but I'm not buying it. The story is not only hollow and MORE THAN FAMILIAR, but it starts out as a backwoods monster thing, switches gear to an angry hillbilly thing, segues into becoming a Russ Meyer whore-fest cult movie, and then with 8 minutes left, the movie is about a killer pig.

I will give this movie 2 things: 1, Les Claypool of Primus did the music, and he's all kinds of cool. 2, There's a pretty awesome scene with about 10 naked sluts towards the end, rubbing and kissing each other. That was neat.

Other than that though, it's been done many times before, and far better. This movie is definitely not for me, but some of you may like it. That thought makes me sad.

D


Another clunker. I have to wonder why Fangoria selected some of these films for their signature DVD line.
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