70's Horror Hottie- Linda Blair

For the first week of The 31 Days of Horror, were going to honor a Horror Hottie from the 70's. For week 2, the 80's; week 3, the 90's; and the last week of October, the 2000's. See how clever I am?


Horror Filmography:
The Exorcist (1973)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Stranger in Our House (1978)
Hell Night (1981)
Grotesque (1988)
Witchcraft (1989)
The Chilling (1989)

Linda Blair will always be the 12 year old girl that scared the crap out of me, and still does; The Exorcist is to this day one of the best, if not the best horror movie ever made. When most people hear her name, they can't help but think of the 1973 classic about the possession of a little girl...

Not hot at all.

What we need to realize about Linda though, is that she has given us so much more than just one amazing performance in one amazing film; she's given us things like hotness, boobs, lesbianism, nudity and a whole lot of sexy.

That's better...

Look how cute she actually was! A then 25 year old Rick Springfield must have thought so too, because he was playing "Jessie's Girl" with her when she was only 15 years old. You don't want to know what that means, just trust me when I say it involved butter and a lot of weed...

She grew up before our eyes, and went from cute to creepy, back to cute, to pretty hot by the time she was 18. Life in Hollywood must have been hard and fast for Linda, or perhaps it was Rick Springfield that introduced her into the world of underage drinking and sex!!!!

My favorite movie ever.


15 and Schnockerd! Bad girl! Um, sure you can have another drink...

She went on to star in some pretty cheesy movies in the late 70's, including a crap sequel to The Exorcist and some bad made for TV crap, but she always remained hot, and that's what counts. I try my best to always forget Roller Boogie...

There were some rumors about cocaine in the late 70's, but I choose to ignore those. Sure she dated Rick James, and he even wrote his hit song "Cold Blooded" about her, that proves nothing. Then again, Rick James liked his crack. Richard Pryor's (also loved crack) ex-wife wrote in a book about having sex with Linda, and according to google, she even dated Beverly D'Angelo. Those could be hearsay too, but I choose to believe that she was hot and bisexual. It's my right.

Insert a random "She was Rick James's, bitch!" joke here.

She went on to star in a bunch of cheesy exploitation movies in the 80's, a lot of which she was naked in. I cant post pictures of those here, but I can post this picture of her starring with The Hoff!:

You know they did it.

All in all, I love Linda Blair; she was in one of the best horror flicks ever, and acted her ass of in it; she went from cute to hot; She may have been slutty; she may have been a coke head; She had sex with chicks; she was so hot, that Rick James wrote a song about her; she got naked a lot; and she has great boobs.

Thank you Linda.

Still hot.
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