This is one of the greatest creepy kids flick ever, and for us, it's because of the premise: 3 children all born at the height of a total eclipse, and because Saturn (the planet of love?) is blocked by the sun and moon, the babies are born without feelings, which makes them all into cold blooded killers.
Crazy, I know, but damn it all to hell if that isn't interesting too, like the way that Prince of Darkness or Event Horizon used black holes to unleash evil... anywho, these soulless Saturn kids run around killing at will, because they think it's fun and can't feel remorse.
There's really not much else to this one. The kids are the draw here, and they do get themselves into all sorts of murderously fun hijinks. And for the record, the girl is the creepiest of the three of them, to us anyways. Look at that fake smile...
The Master Says- Bloody Birthday is cheesy, shameless, early 80's schlocky fun. If killer kids intrigue you at all, you have to add that one to your "seen it" list. Also, it's funny to note that MTV's Julie Brown (NOT the black, British one) is in this, and shows her cans. They aren't bad either.
