Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt (2012)

 
Another movie that was a part of our Guilty Pleasures weekend was Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt. What a terrible title. Then again, this is a Full Moon Pictures flick, so really, should we expect a good title? Gingerdead Man, Evil Bong, Cryptz, Quest for the Egg Salad... these guys make B-Grade flicks, and they make them on purpose. So in retrospect, the title isn't all that bad.

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KE:HH is the story of a gang of hot sluts who are setting up a haunted house in an old mansion. They sit around licking lollipops, grinding on one another, getting high and drunk, taking their clothes off, and just being slutty. When they come across an old VHS tape containing an old movie called The Killer Eye ( Which is a real and awful movie from 1999), weird things begin to happen.

What happens is the killer eye goes around shooting the girls with mystic energy, which makes them horny, and act all slutty. Then the killer eye watches them slut around until he's bored, then he kills the whores.

So basically, the killer eye is a pervert. Then again, who can blame the guy eye?

In addition to the awesome T&A on display in this movie, it's worth noting that a lot of the props were pretty neat too. The dolls, the masks, all of the haunted house effects... I have to imagine that they are in use in a real haunted house somewhere, they were that good.

So to recap, we have a cheesy, tongue in cheek movie filled with hot chicks, nudity, lesbian shenanigans, attempted girl on girl rape, cool props, cheesy FX, blood, and humor.

The Master Says- As B-Movies go, KE:HH isn't all that bad. It's tongue in cheek, witty, and is packed full of blood and nakedness. If you're a Full Moon fan, you'll like this movie. If you don't know who in the hell Full Moon is, just go into this movie knowing that they make them cheap and cheesy; they re sort of like a bigger budget & uncensored SYFY.

Final Thoughts- This movie is about chicks, man. Nothing more, nothing less.