Lady Gaga’s hair stylist quits; says she’s a devil worshipper


The Internet is buzzing about Lady Gaga’s hair stylist suddenly quitting after accusing her of being a devil worshipper — which is what everyone thought she was anyway. Michael Pooter, who cut Gaga’s hair since January 2010, took his family and went into hiding after making some wild accusations about the pop star.
Pooter said he decided to quit because he couldn’t take her staring at him anymore. He said in an interview for “Stylists of the Whores” magazine that when he confronted her about the staring, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone
“She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”
“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*!”
Will these new revelations cause you to stop listening to her music? Or will you assume that her hair stylist is very likely a paranoid schizophrenic with religious persecutions?



“Rihanna is in a deep 

depression” 





As you know by now, Rihanna’s camp recently held an intervention of sorts for the singer in hopes of getting her off the substances she had become addicted to.
A source tells us the intervention was spearheaded by Rihanna’s longtime personal assistant, Jennifer Rosales (pictured above). If you recall, it was Rosales who Rihanna called in a panic on that fateful night in 2009 begging her to contact the police after her then-boyfriend, singer Chris Brown, punched, kicked and bit her in a fit of rage.
The 23-year-old still smokes a little chronic here and there, but she has cut back drastically on “other drugs” including alcohol. The source says Rihanna has no coping skills, therefore, without the substances that she once used as a crutch, she has fallen into a deep depression.
Even her most loyal fans can tell the difference in the Bajan beauty’s once bubbly personality.
In these paparazzi pics taken earlier today, Rihanna covered her face with Rosales’s hoodie as she made her way through the airport at Sao Paulo, in Brazil where she has a concert on Saturday as part of her world tour. Observers said she looked “very tired” after her long trip from Los Angeles.




Did Rappers Ruin Moscato?


The Hip Hop community is being blamed for ruining yet another high-priced alcoholic beverage.
If you recall, the folks at Cristal said “no thanks” to rappers who used to spit lyrics about the expensive wine on rap records. Rap mogul Jay Z was so infuriated by the winemaker’s diss that he threw the full weight of his swag behind Ace of Spades, thereby helping the cheap bubbly gain a strong foothold in Hip Hop circles.
But now Moscato is fast becoming the favored beverage among rappers who routinely drop the brand name in their songs.
“Moscato d’Asti used to be a fun, simple, adaptable dessert wine,” writes Gil Kulers, Access Atlanta’s Wine Curmudgeon. The wine taster objected to the idea of Hip Hop thugs consuming the Moscato “in the back of a limo or as refreshment on the dance floor and certainly not with nonsweet portions of the meal.”
“Where in the name of André Tchelistcheff did kids in their 20s get the idea to raise the roof with a bottle of Moscato d’Asti!?” Kulers gripes.
Kulers goes on to list the lyrics of Trey Songz’ song “I Invented Sex” as an example of the ruination of Moscato:
    It’s a celebration
    Clap clap bravo.
    Lobster and shrimp and a glass of moscato …
    finish the whole bottle.
What irritates Kulers most is the unforgivable misuse of the wine, which is considered blasphemy in wine circles.
“Moscato does not go with lobster and shrimp and ranks among his last choices for a celebratory drink,” wrote Kulers, who added: “It’s not the Wine Curmudgeon’s job to point out that “moscato” and “bottle” don’t rhyme.”


Locked Up: Gucci Mane gets 6 months in prison

According to the NY Daily News, troubled rapper Gucci Mane was sentenced to 6 months in prison for pushing a female out of his slow moving Humvee earlier this year.
Authorities in suburban Atlanta say rapper Gucci Mane will serve six months in jail after pleading guilty to battery and other charges.
DeKalb County Solicitor-General Sherry Boston said Tuesday that Mane, whose real name is Radric Delantic Davis, pleaded guilty to two counts of battery, two counts of reckless conduct and one count of disorderly conduct.
A police report said Davis pushed 36-year-old Diana Graham out of his Hummer as it rolled down a suburban Atlanta street on Jan. 28.
State Court Judge Eleanor Ross sentenced the rapper to serve six months in custody followed by several months on probation.
The judge also ordered him to complete 12 weeks of anger management classes; pay $5,091 in restitution to the woman for her medical bills; and pay a $3,000 fine.



 Floyd Mayweather sucks

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I saw this photo on rhymeswithsnitch site. How can anyone take this man seriously and since the game as outed 50 and we know Floyd and 50 are tight! Like my mom used to tell me, “No more need be said”.

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